Built-in Toys

Nae's Nest —  April 23, 2012 — 10 Comments

When I first grew boobs

What was the big deal

I could not figure out

Why boys wanted a feel


Why didn’t God

Give them to boys

How convenient

To have built-in toys


They could feel and squeeze

Anytime they wanted

Never get slapped

Never get shunted


They could pull ‘em out

Any ole time

Adjust them like nuts

And be happy and fine


Self entertainment

Out of my hair

I wish men had boobs

So they wouldn’t stare


They would have their own

So mine aren’t so grand

They could play and fondle

Be happy as claims


I’d give men boobs

If I were King

But a hairy chest

Might end the fling

Renee Robinson

Nae's Nest


I find myself "Dancing With Cancer", problem is...I can't dance. I stumble, bumble, and get pulled along. To keep my sanity, (humor me), I write short stories, a journal, musings and poetry....just about anything goes.

10 responses to Built-in Toys


    After reading this, (perhaps your finest contribution to literature to date) I must recommend a song for you…”If I Had Boobs” by Bill Whyte..it is a hoot(ers). Maybe you when you reblog this gem, you can include it..
    “The sensitive sex”


    As I often say: “You have a way with words!!!” From soulful (last post) to hilarious (this post). So funny. :D


    Very creative ~ and fun too ~thanks, namaste, ^_^


    Made me laugh out loud! Thank you! :)


    I just loved this!! LOL!!

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