Built-in Toys

Nae's Nest —  April 23, 2012

When I first grew boobs

What was the big deal

I could not figure out

Why boys wanted a feel

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Why didn’t God

Give them to boys

How convenient

To have built-in toys

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They could feel and squeeze

Anytime they wanted

Never get slapped

Never get shunted

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They could pull ‘em out

Any ole time

Adjust them like nuts

And be happy and fine

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Self entertainment

Out of my hair

I wish men had boobs

So they wouldn’t stare

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They would have their own

So mine aren’t so grand

They could play and fondle

Be happy as claims

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I’d give men boobs

If I were King

But a hairy chest

Might end the fling

Renee Robinson

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I find myself "Dancing With Cancer", problem is...I can't dance. I stumble, bumble, and get pulled along. To keep my sanity, (humor me), I write short stories, a journal, musings and poetry....just about anything goes.

10 responses to Built-in Toys

  1. poemsandponderings April 24, 2012 at 3:16 pm

    After reading this, (perhaps your finest contribution to literature to date) I must recommend a song for you…”If I Had Boobs” by Bill Whyte..it is a hoot(ers). Maybe you when you reblog this gem, you can include it..
    signed,
    “The sensitive sex”

  2. Nae's Nest April 24, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    lol, Glad you liked it. Always nice to chuckle.

  3. mybeautfulthings April 23, 2012 at 7:15 pm

    :)

  4. Nae's Nest April 23, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    Thank you, I was up all night writing. teehee

  5. Shez April 23, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    As I often say: “You have a way with words!!!” From soulful (last post) to hilarious (this post). So funny. :D

  6. Nae's Nest April 23, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    Good, I couldn’t sleep until I wrote this down. Your laugh is worth lack of sleep.

  7. artmusedog April 23, 2012 at 4:46 pm

    Very creative ~ and fun too ~thanks, namaste, ^_^

  8. mybeautfulthings April 23, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    Made me laugh out loud! Thank you! :)

  9. Nae's Nest April 23, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    Oh Good, I am so glad

  10. Bird April 23, 2012 at 6:55 am

    I just loved this!! LOL!!