
The world is full of meatballs. Everywhere I look there’s a meatball. A meatball is driving a car. There’s a meatball trying to impress a lady. Another meatball in a Speedo-Yikes!
Meatballs come in all sizes. Many are plump and robust, as expected. However, there are some scrawny looking ones. Those are my favorite. Many of them think they are so handsome and smart. They bounce through life thinking women are strongly attracted to them. These meatballs make me chuckle, as I watch the lady turning them down. The meatball is always stunned, he was so certain she wanted him.
Another entertaining meatball is the saucy one. Life is a party and he is the life. He is slick with his words and shady in character. For a meatball, he tends to be very good looking. However, being a meatball does take away from his sex appeal. A costume may hide what you look like, but it does not hide who you are inside. It is important to recognize this meatball right away. He is very charming and difficult to detect. This may make him the most dangerous meatball of all. With his looks and charm, he can easily captivate a lady. However, while one hand is holding hers, the other is digging around in her purse. His motive is to con the lady. He wants to milk the money train until it runs dry. As soon as he is certain he has conned her out of her nest egg, he vanishes! He hops out of the pot and wonders into someone else’s kitchen. He leaves the lady with nothing but a pot full of crying pasta.
Next, we have the lazy sloppy meatball. He wants to spend his life soaking in a pot full sauce and drinking wine. He doesn’t care who, or even how, the pasta gets paid for. He is in and out of jobs. There is always an excuse as to why he loses a job. He likes to party and have someone take care of him. His biggest worry is making sure the refrigerator never runs out of beer. He often has several of his meatballs friends over, sometimes some good-looking pasta will soak in the pot with them. This meatball cares for no one except himself.
Yes, the world is full of meatballs. However, I am fortunate. I love Italian food. I eat these meatballs up before they can cause me any grief. I pray you are the same way. If not, perhaps you need to take some self-defense classes. Gradually, you train your tastebuds into developing a fine taste for Italian meatballs of all kinds.
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